Wordless Wednesday: What Happened? Episode 7

Hele emailed me her thoughts on Wordless Wednesday! <3

Hey Sug! I saw the Wordless Wednesday episode 7 and tried to comment but it said it was no longer available. Anywho….I love writing and I sat down for the first time in a long time and began to write about the pic that you posted, I wanted you to see what I came up with and I am excited because it just started flowing out of me and naturally like it use to do, thanks for the this opportunity (even though I missed it) Here’s what i came up with:

It was a warm sunny spring day, Sugar opened the window to allow the wind to sweep away the scents of yesterday and welcome the morning breeze. She stood at the window with her natural tresses blowing behind her resembling a cape to epitomize the superwoman that she is, meanwhile inhaling the fresh spring air as if it were her last breath. Being a beatnik and nonconformist, she refused to be confined by a monthly cable bill regardless of others’ opinions of it being an abnegation of personal weekly entertainment; therefore, she missed the news that announced that today the pollen count was at a record high and the behests that those with respiratory illnesses and allergy issues to stay inside. Sugar begins singing and dancing to the sounds spewing from her own personal DJ, aka DJ iPod, like she was auditioning for American Idol and Solid Gold at the same damn time; while Tiny is lying in the cut scrutinizing to make sure her master doesn’t take it too far. Her id wants to continue dancing and singing but her super-ego tells her that she promised to make a video for YouTube. Finally, she sits down, turns the camera on to test the lighting. She serenades her subscribers with the Who Is Sugar anthem, and then places her left hand out to side as if she was a waitress at the Olive Garden carrying a tray filled with the orders of the party of 6 seated in the back and begins the signature choreography known as the But Sug 1 2 step. Halfway through her But Sug rant, she begins sneezing consecutively, her eyes begin to itch and water so she stops the video and says “Ain’t nobody got time for this allergy situation that is about to pop off, No Ma’am! Ain’t that right Pooda.” Sugar heads to her bathroom and goes to the medicine cabinet to get her Clarinex, however, due to the allergy induced itchy, watery eyes she removed her glasses and left them in the office. She reaches for what she thought was her prescription for Clarinex, instead she grabs Tiny’s behavioral meds (because Tiny can be a hood cat at times). In her defense the bottle looks identical to the one by her Flonase and the spectacles needed to help her“focus” and see clearly were in the other room. Sugar opens the bottle and takes the wrong medication and realizes that she doesn’t remember them being that color; without her giver of vision (glasses) she reads the caution on the bottle which she assumed to say HUMAN CONSUMPTION MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. “Jesus be an ER doctor with a pump and pump my stomach” she runs to the office to retrieve her glasses places them on her face frantically and runs back to the bathroom to see what she just consumed. She realizes that the label said self-medicating may be hazardous to your health and then she remembered that her Boo Shawty cleaned Tiny’s old prescription bottle and put her Phazyme (the bubble guts struggle is real) in the bottle because she was leaving the pillow packs everywhere! ;)