Frequently Asked Questions About

Yes, people have asked (and continue to ask) me these questions.

FAQ1. Is your real name Sugar? "Yes" I say and then one of three things happen. (1) they laugh, (2) they give me the oh-no-she-didn't-just-say-her-name- is-Sugar-who-do-she-think-she is look, or (3) ask me FAQ 2-14. Or, they'll sing a song that has Sugar in.

FAQ2. Do you have a nick name? Yeah...it's Lisa. *rolls eyes until they get stuck*

FAQ3. Let me guess what your middle name is...Salt, Pepper, etc, right? No

FAQ4. You must taste sweet? Perhaps

FAQ5. Can I taste it? No

FAQ6. Who named you Sugar? My Mama.

FAQ7. Why did your Mama name you Sugar? When my Mama was a teenager she knew a little girl named Sugar. She thought Sugar was the prettiest little girl she had ever seen. She then vowed to name her first born Sugar. So here I am.

FAQ8. So if you and your man break up is he then Sugar free? Yes

FAQ9. Is your man Sugar free now? Perhaps

FAQ10.You think you sweet don't you? And if I do?

FAQ11. Can I drink your bathwater? No

FAQ12. What is the craziest thing you have ever had done to you as the result of your name? I was in a club one night. This brotha came up to me while I was at the bar. He asked me my name. I told him the truth. "Sugar." Nothing could have prepared me for what was about to happen. He smiled, licked his lips, and grunted. He then took my arm and licked me from my wrist to my elbow. As I recall the events it make me ill. This stranger had his mouth juice on my arm.

FAQ13. Do you cause cavities? No, but as a general rule one should brush after they eat!

FAQ14. How do you spell your name? Sugar

Not a FAQ but is funny

Um, When you eat sweets, do you feel like a cannibal? Ahahahahaah that's a

good one. In all my 25 plus years I have not heard that one before! ahahahahah